Well, it is finally here: the first day of fall camp, which always signals that we are just weeks away from real, actual college football games! You can get a recap of 20 minutes of practice from about any media outlet, but this is the only place I know of that will give you the full breakdown of the entire practice. So grab a frosty Coke Zero, and let’s get to it.
I talked with a variety of people about how practice went today. I know you guys really only care about one thing, and that’s the QBs. You sports degenerates don’t need to worry—I will break down the QB play in detail. But let’s start off with the most crucial position, the one all the ladies love most: the offensive linemen. I chatted with some handsome devils, and here’s what one had to say about it:
